Chocolate, Comics, and Con Artists

Hi, my name is Jordan and I’m a chocolaholic. Yes, addicted to chocolate. All jokes aside, I don’t remember the last time I was as wowed by chocolate as I was on the seventh floor of the mall in Milan. A lady was handing out free samples, and to say that Sydney and I were all over it like white on rice would be a severe understatement. Through our chorus of “mmmmm,” we both decided that we had to buy some to take home. She bought an assortment to share and I bought an assortment for my mom and also a white chocolate bar for myself to indulge on later. Leaving the mall, we decided we had to check out a Milan comic book store (which no one should be surprised by). Already having bought myself an X-Men comic for myself in Rome, I set off to find a Deadpool comic for my brother. I did end up finding an original Deadpool (begrudgingly, since it was outrageously more expensive than the little shop in Rome had been) and purchased it along with an Italian children’s book about cats (again, no surprise) for my nephews. During our next course of action, which was buying some trinkets for various other family members, Sydney and I were stopped and basically had birdseed shoved into our hands. Immediately pigeons rained down on us, stirring up our hair with the wind their wings created. They perched on our wrists and pecked the birdseed out of our hands, which was probably the coolest feeling ever. Having their little toes wrapped around my skin was such a strange sensation that I never could have imagined had I not experienced it firsthand. The man demanded money from us after, annoyingly but unsurprisingly, but honestly we weren’t even mad. Both of us had been trying to feed the birds all trip so it was really cool to have been able to feed them straight from our hands.  

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When Life Hands You Bologna

When life hands you bologna, don’t ask why life isn’t giving you the typical lemons instead; just go with it. That’s what I decided to do upon arrival in very atypical Bologna, Italy. The cities we’ve visited thus far have had one thing in common: they were very centralized. You pretty much knew where everything was because everything you needed was in the center square. Bologna was far from that. When we unpacked our things, not even having been there for fifteen minutes, Casey Arn and I decided to venture off in search of sustenance. We headed over to what we thought was the main road and took a left, toward the direction we entered from by bus, because Casey swore she saw some places to eat on the way in. I shrugged to myself and thought “sure, why not?” and we set off. Nearly half an hour later, after trudging down several different streets where there was certainly no food available, we completely changed course and walked in the other direction. Eventually we finally stumbled upon a place serving food. The wait staff didn’t really speak English, and when we walked in Casey was so tired that she said “non parlo Inglese” to one of the waiters, which essentially meant she was telling the man that he didn’t speak English. While she was not incorrect in saying this, it was certainly not what she was trying to say, so I covered up her delusional state by saying “non parlo Italiano. Parli Inglese?” The man laughed and called to a woman who spoke extremely broken English, but we didn’t need much translation in order to point to the pizza on the shelf that was covered in french fries and hot dog slices. We had quite the long walk back to the hotel, but between bites of the heavenly pizza and the truly in depth and personal conversation Casey and I shared, the journey that had felt like years in the beginning felt like seconds on the way back. Life certainly didn’t hand us lemons like we were accustomed to. But it handed us Bologna, and I think I got a pretty solid friendship as a result.

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Poppi Was Poppin

I never thought I’d spend a night in a convent, let alone enjoy it. The place we stayed was really nice even though it was really cold, and I thought it was a nice break from the noisy apartment we’d stayed at in Florence. And if I thought the convent was lovely, I was sure in for a surprise when I saw the rest of Poppi. Gabi, Zayne, Phil, Joe, and I explored the town for a while during our free time the first day. We entered many little shops selling all kinds of food but only actually stopped at the little supermarket and one coffee shop. It was interesting staying in a place where so few people spoke any English. Thankfully, our experiences in other cities made the language barrier a little bit easier to navigate around. We all were able to order the food that we wanted without issue. Visiting the castle of Romena was definitely my favorite part about Poppi. Not only were we able to see ruins (my favorite thing about Italy), but we got to hike in addition! I absolutely love hiking and the outdoors in general so that part made the experience even better for me. Jamie and I even got to do some gymnastics in front of one of the castle’s towers, which was cool because I’m usually doing that stuff alone. The Poppi castle was also really cool. I was amazed at how well preserved the artwork on the walls was. Hearing a thunderstorm from inside a building with no capabilities of muffling the sound was also pretty awesome. I love thunder and it made me feel closer to nature. All in all, I’m glad we visited Poppi. I’d never heard of it before this trip but now I have an informed knowledge of how utterly beautiful the place is, especially the view of the mountains that surround the town. I’d definitely visit this place again.

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Plaster Casts & Don’t Touch My Ass

  POMPEII IS SO BEAUTIFUL. I felt that I needed to get that off my chest before I typed a single word of this post. In eighth grade I took my first Latin course. Through all of my courses I’d eventually take, I learned much about Roman and Grecian cultures which heavily influenced my love for all things ancient. But in that first Latin class, the curriculum revolved mostly around Pompeii. We learned about the Iucundus family who lived there in the first century A.D. and what happened to that family after Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79 and the city was covered in volcanic ash. After seven years, I finally got to see Pompeii with my own eyes. And I have never been so blown away.   First of all, I’m not sure that a lot of this city can even be considered “ruins.” There were an astonishing number of homes and buildings nearly perfectly preserved, even the paint on the walls. Even the cobblestones on the road are original, the same ones walked on by the citizens of Pompeii before the eruption. In regards to the rest of the city, even the few remains pillars of some buildings are astonishingly beautiful. And I didn’t realize how big it all is. We were there for several hours and barely explored a single corner of the map. At one point when we were walking through what was considered the “supermarket” I was walking alone ahead of the rest of my group. Alone, essentially for the first time since we began the trip to Italy, my mind told my feet to slow down and truly look around me. I was struck anew by the sheer amazement of a city still standing after being buried under volcanic ash for nearly 2,000 years. At that point tears filled my eyes as I registered how truly happy I was to be abroad; to be in Italy; to be in Pompeii after dreaming of it for so long. When my moment of gratitude passed I called the rest of the group over to where I was standing to see yet another pair of bodies dug up during the excavation of the city. We saw many of these bodies throughout the day, some fully formed and some damaged. Our tour guide told us that to create what we were seeing, archeologists drilled holes into the ground above the bodies and poured plaster into the holes to surround the skeletons which were still frozen in the position in which they died. After allowing a few days for the plaster to harden, they dug up the bodies and viola, perfectly shaped people (and animals).   Walking past old shops with ovens and hot plates, it was crazy to imagine what the place must have looked like to the people who got to stroll down those sidewalks every day. There were public drinking fountains that still worked and had parts of stone rubbed away from so many people touching the same spot to...

Who knew dead animals were so cool?

For our walking Florence assignment, I went with a group of people to the museum of natural history. Coming from a country town, I’m used to seeing deer heads and moose heads on people’s walls and it always makes me sad. For some reason I didn’t feel that way going into this museum. The first animal we saw upon walking in was a deer and I pet it’s fur (only afterward did I notice the “do not touch” sign… Oops). The first rooms were fairly interesting; there were things like tapeworms and spiders and crabs and seastars which were pretty cool to look at because they’re not things you see often. Then came the butterfly room. Hi, I’m a 20-year-old with an irrational fear of butterflies. This being said, I had to be led through the room of butterflies with my eyes closed (and also filled with tears). I was sweating substantially just with the knowledge that I was walking past so many of them. Thankfully I only saw one of them before someone warned me or else it might have been a full-blown panic attack. From there on out it was smooth sailing. I’ve never seen so many animals in one place. Monkeys, birds, large cats, sharks, snakes, crocodiles, and so much more. There were all shapes and sizes of every type of animal and I’ve never been so wowed by taxidermy in my life. I think what made it even cooler was that some of those animals were extinct and we were still able to see them. However, I think the coolest part of the exhibit was the wax museum portion. There were all types of wax sculptures of humans displaying all their muscular structures, nerves, and reproductive developments. Everything was so anatomically accurate it was amazing to think of how long ago they were made. All in all I had so much fun seeing all the things in the museum. However, I think the best part of any of these trips are the people who come along.

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In Vinum Veritas

“I would haunt the fuck out of these people.” This was a direct quote from myself as we stood on the second level of the Colosseum. Phil and I were discussing how many people were brutally murdered in that very place when it was still used for gladiator fights back in the first century AD. It was used for this purpose for nearly 400 years, and, upon looking it up at a later time, more than 400,000 people were killed there as well over one million animals. I felt like I could feel their souls as I stood and looked over the ledge into the system of tunnels below where the slaves and animals were kept. I think it might have been windy, but to me the air was still. I was speechless. The thought of so much pain happening in one place was enough to make my breath short. When the tour guide began to move on to a different location, I moved from the wall and said to Phil, “it’s crazy to think how many people were killed here.” He nodded in agreement and responded, “I wonder if it’s haunted.” “Oh,” I said loudly, “I would haunt the fuck out of these people. Standing around here in awe, talking about how beautiful this place is? This place where I was murdered? Like no, fuck you, I’d definitely be haunting you.” I shrugged as he laughed and wrote what I said down in his notebook. I was serious, though. The Colosseum has tens of thousands of visitors every day and I know that most, if not all, of those visitors have the immediate thought of wow, this place is gorgeous. And they’re not wrong. When I stepped out of the metro station and suddenly (and unexpectedly) into the view of the Colosseum, my jaw actually dropped and I felt all the air leave my lungs. I could not believe such a magnificent structure existed, and especially one built in 80 AD that was still (mostly) standing today. But the Colosseum is about more than beauty. There are pieces of every warrior and every animal ever raised into that arena floor. Every creature, big and small, who fought for their lives, whether they won or lost. Nearly 1.5 million souls left their bodies in the same place. There is an old Latin saying: in vinum veritas. In wine there is truth. And while wine is a very important part of life in Italy (and too much of it does make you tell the truth), I believe the crux of it is the culture and the way the people preserve and embrace the past. I think it’s imperative to not just look at the ancient Roman ruins, but really look at them and not just appreciate their physical beauty but also what they represent and why they were built. To visualize the hands that carved them and feel the emotions felt by the people who were present at their peak. I...

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