Hey You, Kids! Get off Milan! 

Milan may be the capital of fashion, but it was oddly the only place I saw a fair amount of Italians wearing t-shirts. Weird.  It wouldn’t be a trip in an Italian city without getting lost, and we did, without fail…before we even found the hotel. To make matters worse, we couldn’t check in right away, but we were able to leave our bags in a back room while we explored the city in the interim.  A small group of us decided to walked to Milan’s duomo, which was a stunning Cathedral in the heart of the city. It was a little effort to find at first, but it wasn’t all too difficult with maps and asking locals for directions. I didn’t want to tour the cathedral itself, but I was goaded into doing so. The highlight of the journey was getting to climb the cathedral. The view(s) offered were/was spectacular.  In a weird twist of fate, the professors were dining at a nearby restaurant, and joked about the unlikely scenario of seeing a student on the top of the cathedral. They did see a student…and wouldn’t you know it, it was me; dancing like the fool I am! 

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My Bologna Has a First Name…and it’s Mr. Maaaaarrrc

An interesting class on 10 more cantos of Dante, and the drafting of a humorous poem, was a great way to begin our first full day in Bologna. I didn’t understand why we were there, initially. Typically, cities had some sort of significance to the course. Granted, Dante studied at the University of Bologna (the oldest university in the western world), where he took courses that aligned with his interests, and wasn’t forced to adhere to some structured curriculum. If only colleges were like that nowadays… But Bologna was fascinating in its own right, especially in regards to its cuisine. One of the first stops was at a pretty bomb gelato place called Cremeria Funivia, where I ordered a dairy treat and walked to a nearby park to enjoy it and watch the local kids act like beggars. The next stop of ours was at the university. We purchased tickets to see the anatomical theater where a young Mary Shelley was inspired with ideas for her then forthcoming novel, Frankenstein. Dr. Permenter encouraged me to cross the roped-off section for a photo-op, but my hamfisted civil disobedience attracted the unwanted attention of university security. A man, who looked like the Italian version of Dampe the grave keeper from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Getting yelled at in a foreign tongue is not as bad as getting yelled at in a language one understands, as embarrassment really isn’t as much of an issue. We were instructed to check out the library instead of fucking around in the anatomical theater. The library was impressive, but nowhere nearly as impressive as the one in the castle in Poppi. After visiting the university, we wandered the streets, whereupon we encountered a street cellist. He entertained us with riveting renditions of classical music and scores from Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones.  Some of us stayed to watch the musician continue to play, while others (including myself) splintered off to see the two towers of Bologna. The towers were some of the most interesting designed buildings I saw on the trip. Garisenda, the smaller tower, had a strange lean to it, while Asinelli, dwarfed it by comparison. Being very affordable gave us more incentive to climb the challenging steps of the Asinelli. The effort expended was definitely worth it, though. Words couldn’t do the experience justice, so I’ll just say that the view was absolutely breathtaking. We enjoyed some pizza that out Sbarro’s to shame, in size, quality, and price. And then I stopped at a dog store to buy some souvenirs for MacKenzie’s dog, Ruby. The day ended with us vegging out in our hotel room, napping and getting homework done.

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Being a Novelty in Poppi

Just when I thought that wine country was gorgeous, I had the absolute privilege of seeing and visiting Poppi.  We left Florence early Sunday morning to begin our journey further northward. The bus ride wasn’t too long, considering the time was used to nap and get work done.  The driver let us off in some random parking lot in the middle of nowhere, as he did not want to negotiate the tight turns and narrow streets of the mountain town. I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t want to drive a bus around there either.  We were forced to lug our luggage up a steep incline, but we were rewarded with breathtaking sights of the region. Everything smelled so fresh and authentic. It was quite quiet and serene, very little noise and congestion compared to a place like Florence. Of all places to stay, we discovered we were given room and board in a convent. The nuns were super nice and helpful, and we rarely saw them. They were like Catholic ninjas or something.  Our typical crew of Gabby, Jordan, Phil, Zayne, and I decided to roam town before we had to be anywhere. We staved off hunger by purchasing snacks at convenience stores intermittently littered throughout the neighborhood, and by going to a cafe that sold pizza and sandwiches. I ordered what I believed to be a hotdog, but was greatly dismayed when I discovered that I had been given some triangular sandwich piled with ham and coated in a mushroom-based spread. Not wanting to seem rude or disrespectful, I made it look as if I ate the food, but really I just tore away pieces of it at a time and dropped them into an empty potato chip bag I had been carrying around with me.  The first responsibility of the day required us splitting up and going for a language and culture lesson. My group was lead to the international school where we learned some phrases, and then we took a small bus to see some sights. It was there that we reconvened with the others. After a scenic walk downhill, we participated in a guessing game and then visited an old church. The space was used by early Christians and, as usual, was repurposed from a pagan temple. Unlike previous examples we saw, the pagan portion was preserved underneath, as the church builders didn’t have a clue than an ancient civilization lay underneath the ground. The pagans, the Truscans, were pretty mathematically-inclined and socially adept. They were pacifists (sadly, they were conquered), and they produced stunning artwork. Their idea of the hurricane equaling life relates to the belief that life never really ends, it’s infinite, in some semblance.  We hiked through some woods, saw Dante’s exile shack (that had the town’s water supply), and then we made our way to the castle. Plenty of pictures were taken before, during, and after the tour, then we went home and had a terrific dinner with some esteemed locals, where...

Geppetto in the Ghetto

Venice may have been a fish, but I was grumpy. Hunger and a lack of sleep are the typical culprits behind my bad moods, and I was beleaguered by both. Not to mention, the cost of going to Venice (roughly €200 between rooms and transportation) for only a night, mixed with the prospect of not riding in a gondola, made me question why I had even left Florence to begin with. Had I not gotten homework done on the train, I would’ve considered the day wasted. The excursion was thrown together a little haphazardly, evidenced by differing train schedules, lost colleagues, and general confusion. Not a great way to begin a stay in a foreign city. Plus, the invasive influence of tourists and foreigners on the city was a little repulsive to me, to say the least. I know that’s like the pot calling the kettle black, but I feel that the purpose of our travels has been to assimilate into the culture at large, nor adulterate it with hallmarks of our own. Initially, after the rooming situations were decided upon, the plan was to meet the others (who were staying in another hotel) at s basilica and explore the city before having dinner and becoming privy to Venice’s night life.  Seeing another religiously-affiliated building did not sit well with me, as I had already seen a lifetime’s worth of churches and shit within the first couple days. Needless to say, I wasn’t too enthused.  I journeyed over with Mary and Mindy for a little while, while I searched for a quick snack to ride me over until dinner. Unsatisfied with what I saw, I splintered from the group and started my way back to the hotel. I stopped at a small convenience store where I picked up a soda, some Pringles, and a panini, which I took to the room I shared with Phil, to devour. After a brief nap, which helped my cause greatly, Phil and I reconvened with Gabby and Jamie and decided to explore Venice on our own terms. Not to mention that the trip would’ve been a total waste had we not taken advantage of any opportunity to see something new and exciting.  We were all of the opinion that Venice would be best explored on foot. True, we could have seen much more of the city, in a shorter amount of time, had we taken a watercraft, but if we did that, our explorations would have been limited to mere surveillance and reconnaissance. Through our feet we became extensions of the city itself.  Alleyways provided perfect opportunities for photos and to remove ourselves from the environments replete with tourist traps, crowds, and sensory overload; instead, we searched for quieter and more authentic Venice we knew was hidden away somewhere. Cozy souvenir shops, “urban coves” where people likely “hooked up,” children playing in the street after a day at school, awe-inspiring views, and provocative graffiti were among the amazing things we came across in our...

Let the Bodies Hit the Florence

Traveling from Rome to Florence was the first time I’d been on a train. Well, I’ve ridden the bullet train in China, but that was only for a short distance, so I don’t count that. Granted, I’ve been on subways/metros and even trolleys, but never a train. One of the first qualities I recognized about Florence was its subtlety. Everything about it was far more subdued than Rome; from the traffic, to crowds, to annoying street vendors; all of it was pacified, and I liked that. Don’t get me wrong, Rome was absolutely splendid and marvelous with its rich history, but even with only being in Florence for the first few minutes, I immediately felt more comfortable. Certainly, being a little more familiar with the language and cultural customs helped a great deal, but had we initially started out in Firenze (Florence), I probably would have had a similar reaction. Compared to the complicated, artery-like streets of Rome (the same ones that allowed for me to get lost on many occasions), the streets of Florence seemed like they all lead to the Duomo. Though it’s possible to get lost, it’s relatively easy to find one’s way in Florence. We’ve been incredibly spoiled on this trip so far, but we’ve been spoiled by Florence the most. There is more beauty, in my opinion, than in Rome; which to me, is too metropolitan for its own good. People even seem to have more license to find things beautiful in Florence, versus Rome. I’ve heard the word used in conversation more liberally. Oddly enough, Rome reminds me of Shanghai, whereas Florence reminds me of Moganshan. I don’t think I’ve ever had such amazing food in my life. Romans seem to eat only to stave off starvation, while the people of Florence treat eating as an sensory-rich experience unto itself. The marriage of ingredients in Rome seemed arranged; in Florence, it was true love. The food had a conversation. No, it wrote poetry in my mouth! Within a 4-day period, I’ve eaten some of the best food I’ve ever had! Chef Marcello prepared food in a way that seamlessly blended culinary arts and science, and the waiter at the hotel by our apartments displayed the perfect balance between customer service and showmanship. Somehow, I managed to like cheese, tomatoes, red wine, and pork. Maybe Italy can help me to start liking seafood. Florence worked fuckin’ magic on my tastebuds. It’s a spell that I hope never lifts…

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I may have been lost, but hope wasn’t

*I tried posting my blog the other day, so I’m going to try again… “Joe, you fuckin’ dumb Pollock, of course you got lost in Italy, by yourself,” I said to my reflection in the map at the train station we were all supposed to arrive at. I have a terrible habit of making what should be interior thoughts, spoken. I also have a terrible habit of getting lost. Especially in Rome. I got lost three times within two days during our stay in the city. Most of the time I get lost on purpose, but every now and again, it happens by accident. Without fail, no matter where I go, I inevitably lose my bearings and expose myself as the dumbass I truly am. “Expect the unexpected,” I repeated to myself under my breath. The mantra of Improv Club has come in handy in more situations than one would expect. Embracing the chaotic and going with the flow has helped me grow as a person tremendously, and it certainly was a chaotic moment when I realized I had taken the earlier train than the rest of my group. It could always be worse. Yeah. I could be kidnapped, or in math class, I think to myself. Getting lost was how Polish people became a people in the first place. We were just the directionally-challenged Germans and Russians who decided to settle for frozen farm land instead of familiar territory. Keeping calm is the number one thing to do in situations like the one I found myself in, and I tried to do just that. There was no reason to get anxious or upset, that would’ve solved nothing. I ran to the street the exit lead to, to see if perhaps my friends were there waiting for me, but I had no success. I ran back down to the station and approached the exiting passengers of the newly arriving train. Unfortunately, no one I knew emerged. My options were simple: stay and wait, or try to find the destination, the University of Rome. Figuring I’d probably cause more problems by staying put, I decided finding the university on my own would be a fun exercise in responsibility. Plus, I couldn’t really get any more lost than I already was. My Italian was worse than my sense of direction, so I opted for studying the map once more. There was some sort of academia situated on a large plot of land that I assumed could only be the university. So with a vague idea of how to reach it, I set off on my journey. No one, as far as I could see, had backpacks on, so trailing students to the university was out of the question. I was bound to find it eventually, so I continued to walk, making turns whenever I felt I needed to. Rome, away from all of the tourist traps and hustle and bustle of the major parts of the city, was quite serene and peaceful. The...

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