Down in the Dumps

One hour of food preparation and another hour dedicated to the art of Italian cooking lead to an epic clean-up production. Dried wine stained the wood floors,and the rosemary risotto caked onto the ceramic countertops required excessive elbow grease that only Mr. Clean could remove.

After the final clean-up act, four brave women volunteered to dispose of the scraps. Hoisting the bag over their strong shoulders, the four women, made their way down five narrow flights of stairs into the bustling florentine streets.

As the grand doors opened, reality hit the super women when the restaurant patrons divided evenly to each side of the the door, turned their too flexible necks three hundred and sixty degrees to see what they were up to. The women knew they had a treacherous adventure ahead. All four women, refused to acknowledge that warning and made their way to the corner, of the Tuscan street.

Each step taken on the rocky road to their final destination, the street corner, civilians would whisper about the women’s adventure. They spread the story to their families in their native tongues, but these stories never made it to the women, just peculiar looks. So they continued until they found the trash bins.

No trash bins were found on this corner, but all of a sudden, a creature on four wheels came flying down the street looking for its evening meal. The heroes, dropped off their black bags of four-wheeler creature food. The creature noticed, but was only craving cardboard and recyclables that evening. So the heroic women lifted the dark bags and began to walk in the opposite direction.

On the way back to their home base, the women heard rumors of trash bins on the opposite end of the street. All four ran down the street opposing the four wheel creature, and ran into the same issues as before. The same restaurant patrons spun their heads another three hundred and sixty degrees as if trying to say “NO! Don’t go there!” The heroes didn’t understand the patrons, so they proceeded. The same citizens on the street spoke in different tongues of the heroes confusion BUT THE SUPER WOMEN REFUSED TO SURRENDER…until they realized that there were no more opportunities to take out the garbage for the rest of the night.

The women–defeated–dragged the worn black bags back to home base, and decided to try again for a new adventure the following night. image

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